This is a fine band of merry men who has set out to satisfy their hunger with the best in BBQ that America has to offer.
They are joined not by mind, heart and soul.
But by their bellies.

Our Motto …

"Start the day slow and taper off from there."

Our rules of Q …

We aint got none! If a little steam will tender up some ribs ... bring on the water. If sauce makes your chicken taste better ... bring it to us. This team is about good food and gaining weight, not weather we know how to swirl our whine before tasting. Bring it to us from the oven, off a grill or out of the smoker. If it tastes good we want it ... and lots of it!

Team promises …

1.. When you are sad...I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you cry.
 2. When you are blue...I"ll try and dislodge whatever is choking you.
 3. When you smile...I"ll know you got laid.
 4. When you are scared...I will rag you about it every chance I get.
 5. When you are worried...I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit your whining.
 6. When you are confused...I'll use little words to explain it to you..
 7. When you are sick... I will stay away from you until you're well again.
 8. When you fall...I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOUR HEAD IN.