Food with results rating: 6

Don't let the name throw you. This is actually kind of mild, but anytime you kick your wife out of the kitchen ... the food picks up a bit of the attitude too.

Male Chauvinist Chili (for a dozen)
3 lbs course ground beef
3 lbs ground pork
2 large yellow onions
1 large green bell pepper
3 yellow bannana peppers
3 large cans whole tomatoes
3 cans red kidney beans
3 cans BROOKS chili beans
2 cans pinto beans
spices - salt, pepper, cumin, chili powder, garlic, sugar

Brown meat in verry verry BIG skillet with about 3 cloves of garlic.
Drain and tranfer to your pot. Add the cans of tomatoes and mash slightly.
Drain the beans and add with the chopped onions and peppers. I use these amounts of spices to make it fairly mild - 1 tbls pepper, 2 tbls salt, 1 tbls cumin, 2 tbls sugar, 4 tbls chili powder, a few good shakes of your favorite hot sauce.
Simmer in pot at least an hour, two is better. Add a dozen of your favorite PACKER fans and 3 cases of beer and stand back.
Good luck!