The Team

Doug
"I was born with a lazy eye,
and it just metastasized throughout my body."

Joel
Never trust a skinny cook.

Frank
Captain
"I was an only child. Eventually"

Dallas
"I can sleep anywhere, anytime!"

Jim
Hopeless Romantic ...
seeks filthy whore

Jim
Too good to sleep on a cot.

Doc
We needed someone to patch up the wounds.

Larry
I drink beer in the morning,
coffee keeps me up till noon.

Randy

"I don't need sleep, I'll watch the fire tonight."

Rick
"We laughed all the way home."

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter and more handsome than you actually are.